One with the teacups

So I seem to have done something to my jaw. Dislocated it or something. Not fun. :| It hurts. T_T Really badly. I can only open my mouth so wide, and it hurts to talk or eat or... well, anything. >.< Clearly, this means Jin possessed me, gave Yamapi 2352624392865986 blowjobs (on the beach!), and left me to feel the aftermath. :| Not pleased.

GUYS. I HAVE DISCOVERED THE GREATEST THING. IT'S CALLED VIRTUAL VILLAGERS. Basically it's like Sims, only not.

They have a sex hut.

I swear.

Also, you can have threesomes, if you're strategic about it. :D

This is how Jin!kitty reads our minds.

Our anniversary (me and spoon) is on March 3rd. We shall be (were?) married in British Columbia and honeymooned in Vegas. :Dv Just for documentation. Threesomes with Jin!

Translation of the Pin article in Josei Seven. All you need to know is, "So maybe there's no need for girlfriends?". ^_~

I HAVE COOKIES. Yay! I can bake something again!

ashdlkahf I have so much pain medication in my right now, I have nothing coherent to say. Sigh. Life.